发张真人照片的笑话 双语笑话:十二张卡片 12 Post Cards

双语笑话:十二张卡片 12 Post Cards  

12 Post Cards

My teen-age daughter was preparing to return home after having visited her grandparents for a few weeks one summer. Her grandfather gave her 12 post cards .
"Here
write us a few lines every month
" he said.
Months passed and the cards remained unused-that is until the day this letter arrived:
"Dear Jennifer

Life is a series of stages.
As a child
I looked forward to being a teenager-that happened.

　　As a teen-ager
I looked forward to being a young man-that happened.
As a young man
I looked forward to meeting a young woman
in love and being a married man-that happened.
As a married man
I looked forward to being a father-that happened.
As a father
I looked forward to being a grandfather to beautiful
intelligent grandchildren-that happened.
Then I looked forward to the day they would learn to write-that hasn't happened yet.
Yours Sincerely"
十二张卡片
一个夏天，我十多岁的女儿在她祖父母家过了几周。她准备回家时，祖父给了她十二张卡片。
“每月给我们来个短信，”他说。
几个月过去了，可卡片一直放在那儿没用----直到有一天来了这样一封信：
“亲爱的詹妮芙：
生活是一系列阶段组成的。
还是个孩子的时候，我期待着成为一个青少年----我如愿以偿了。
还是个年轻人的时候，我期待着遇到一个年轻的女人，恋爱、结婚----我如愿以偿了。
结了婚，我便期待着成为一个父亲----我如愿以偿了。
作为父亲，我期待着成为一个祖父，有漂亮、聪明的孙儿孙女----我也如愿以偿了。
接着，我期待着有一天他们能给我写信----我却还没有如愿以偿。