英语笑话带翻译长一点 英语笑话:赌

英语笑话:赌  

Bet“ I want you to help me stop my son gambling. ” an anxious father said to his boy's principal. “ I don't know where he gets it from
but it's bet
bet
bet. ”“ Leave it to me
” said the principal.A week later he phoned the boy's father. “ I think I've cured him
” he said.“ How? ”“ Well
I saw him looking at my beard and he said
” I bet that's a false beard
“ How much? I said
and he said $ 5 ”“ What happened ? ” asked the father.“ Well he tugged my beard which is quite natural and I made him give me $5. I'm sure that'll teach him a lesson! ”“ No
it won't
” said the father. “He bet me $10 on Monday that he'd pull your beard with your permission by the end of the week! ”“ 我想你帮我制止我儿子赌博。 ” 一位焦急的父亲对儿子的校长说。 ” 我不知道他从哪儿学来的，总是赌
赌
赌。 ”“ 交给我吧！ ” 校长说。一周后，他打电话给男孩的父亲。 “ 我想我已使他改邪归正。 ” 他说。“ 怎么办到的？ ”“ 噢，他看着我的胡子，然后说： ‘ 我打赌那是假胡子。 ' ‘ 赌多少钱？ ' 我问，他说 5 美元。 ”“ 后来怎样？ ” 父亲问道。“ 于是他拉扯了我的胡子后，知道那是货真价实的，我就要他给我 5 美元。我敢肯定我给了他一个教训。 ”“ 不行，那没用。 ” 父亲说。 “ 星期一他和我赌了 10 美元，说周末他可以让你允许他拔你的胡子！ ”