司马南：美国为什么抓不住拉登？

美国为什么抓不住拉登？

司马南

写了一夜，早晨起来一看，哦，文章没了，连个尸骨都没有留下。

想哭，但是找不到坟头。http://bbs.anti-cnn.com/thread-270977-1-1.html

据说，有人在另外一个山头，努努嘴就能把你的文章“咔嚓”一下。

http://bbs.anti-cnn.com/thread-270977-1-1.html

这电脑时代未免太不靠谱了。

于是我想到美国为什么抓不住拉登问题，

拉登写文章一定不用电脑，他在沙漠上划拉几下，然后用脚趟掉，当场的读者与拉登尽可以相忘于沙漠。

拉登发信一定不用电脑，毛驴与鸡毛信的可靠性优于电脑，拉登有理由笑蔑那些山后头的“咔嚓者”。

我毕竟不是拉登。

http://bbs.anti-cnn.com/thread-270977-1-1.html

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Why America can not catch Osama bin Laden?

Sima Nan 
Write a night, a look up in the morning, oh, the article did not, not even a skeleton left.

Want to cry, but could not find the graves. http://bbs.anti-cnn.com/thread-270977-1-1.html

It is said that someone in another hill, Knut mouth can put your article, "crack" it.

This computer age is not too shy.

So I thought why the United States to seize bin Laden issues

Osama bin Laden must not use the computer to write articles, he Canoeing in the desert several times, and then trip off their feet, on the spot to make the reader can forget themselves with bin Laden in the desert.

Bin Laden sent a letter must not use the computer, and Ji Maoxin donkey is better than the reliability of the computer, bin Laden has reason to smile contempt those mountains behind the "click by."

I am after all, not bin Laden.

最重要的时刻，我为什么讲英语？

司马南/文

      人生最重要的时刻，我讲英语。算起来，大约有两回。

      一次是向女友求婚的时候，只讲了三个单字，I love you 她就崩溃了。原来，英语这么重要。

      另外一次，就是昨晚，我即兴编了一小段。http://bbs.anti-cnn.com/thread-270977-1-1.html

      我的英文不咋地，正式场合拿不出手，说起英语来，英国人皱眉头，美国人皱眉头，这我知道。但是，我偏偏不服气。这一回，有一段重要的全世界关注的英文，我认定英国人、美国人，挪威人也编的不咋地，于是自告奋勇给他们编了一下，估计是编的比较好，遭到世俗的妒忌了，我在梦里听到一片鹦鹉的骂声。

      鹦鹉，尤其是美国的鹦鹉，英语比我好是事实，但是，他们那是学人的话，没有自己的思想。http://bbs.anti-cnn.com/thread-270977-1-1.html

The most important moment in life, I speak English

Sima Nan / text

      The most important moment of life, and I speak English. Looking back, about two back.

      One is to marry his girlfriend when they talk about the three words, I love you she collapsed. The original, English is so important.

      Another one, that is, last night, I compiled a short improvisation. http://bbs.anti-cnn.com/thread-270977-1-1.html

      My English is not ye, the formal occasions Nabuchushou, spoke English, the British frown, Americans frown, I know. But I chose not convinced. This time, there is a major concern around the world in English, I found the British, Americans, Norwegians are not prepared to loud noise, then volunteered to give their code a bit better estimates compiled, was secular jealous, and I heard a parrot in a dream condemning.

      Parrots, parrots, especially the United States, English better than me is true, but they are learning that people say, without their own ideas.

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