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英语笑话:我丈夫马上就要回来了  

A married man was visiting his "girlfriend" when she requested that he shave his beard.
"Oh James
I like your beard
but I would really love to see your handsome face."
James replied
"My wife loves this beard
I couldn't possibly do it
she would kill me!!"
詹姆斯回答说，“我的妻子喜欢我的胡子，所以我不可能剃掉它，否则她会杀了我的。”
"Oh please?" the girlfriend asked again
in a sexy little voice...
"Oh really
I can't
" he replies..."My wife loves this beard!!"
The girlfriend asked once more
and he sighs and finally gives in.
That night James crawls into bed with his wife while she was sleeping.
The wife is awakened somewhat
feels his face and replies "Oh Michael
you shouldn't be here
my husband will be home soon!"