I9 英语笑话:I Am Acting Like a Lady 我要表现得象位女士

英语笑话:I Am Acting Like a Lady 我要表现得象位女士  

One day when women's dresses were on sale at the FarEast Department Store
a dignified middle-aged man decided to get his wife a piece. But he soon found himself being battered（连续猛击，磨损）byfrantic（狂乱的，疯狂的） stood it as long as he could; then
with head lowered and arms flailing（打，用连枷打）
he plowed through the crowed."You there!" challenged a thrill voice. "Can't you act like a gentleman?""Listen
" he said
"I have been acting like a gentleman for an hour. From now on
I am acting like a lady."一天，远东百货公司的女装大减价，一位看起来很高贵的中年男子想给太太买一件。但是不久他就发现自己被疯狂的女人们挤得不成样子了。 他尽力忍耐着。后来，他低下头，猛烈地舞动着手臂挤过人羣。 “你干嘛?”有人在尖叫，“你难道不能表现得象位绅士吗?” “听着，”他说，“我已经象绅士一样表现了一个小时。从现在起，我要表现得象位女士。”