英文小笑话 短一点爆笑 英语小笑话:相亲

英语小笑话:相亲  

After being with her all evening
the man couldn't take another minute with his blind date. Earlier
he had secretly arranged to have a friend call him to the phone so he would have an excuse to he returned to the table
he lowered his eyes
put on a grim expression and said
"I have some bad news. My grandfather just died.""Thank heavens
" his date replied. "If yours hadn't
mine would have had to!"和盲约对象呆了一晚上后，男人再也受不了了。他事先安排了个朋友给他打电话，这样他就能借故先离开了。当他回到桌边，他垂下眼睛，装出一副阴沉的表情，说：“有个不幸的消息，我的祖父刚刚去世了。”“谢天谢地！”他的约会对象说，“如果你的祖父不死，我的祖父就得死了！”