比较长的英语笑话 英语笑话:Guns Buried in the Garden 埋在花园里的枪

英语笑话:Guns Buried in the Garden 埋在花园里的枪  

Guns Buried in the GardenAn old man lived alone in Northern Ireland. His only son was in prison. The old man wanted to plant some potatoes in his garden but he didn't know anyone who would help him plow up the wrote to his son about it
and received this reply
For HEAVENS SAKE
don't dig up that garden
that's where I buried the GUNS!At 4 AM the next morning
a dozen British soldiers showed up and dug up the entire garden
but didn't find any used
the man wrote to his son telling him what happened and asking him what to do son's reply was: Just plant your potatoes.埋在花园里的枪一个老人独居在北爱尔兰，他的独生子正在坐牢。老人想在花园里种些土豆，但不知道谁可以帮忙把泥土翻松。他写信想儿子提及此事，儿子回信说道：“看在上帝的面上，千万不要翻松花园的泥土，我把枪埋在那儿了。”第二天凌晨4点，一队英国士兵出现在老人家中，在花园把土地翻遍，但并没有找到任何枪支。”老人写信告诉儿子这件奇怪的事情，问到底发生了什么事情，下一步应该怎么做。儿子回信道：“你只管种土豆好了。”