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英语笑话:他的耳朵在我的衣兜里  

I Have His ear in My Pocket
　　Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked
"What happened?"
　　"A kid bit me
" replied Ivan.
　　"Would you recognize him if you saw him again?" asked his mother.
　　"I’d know him anywhere
" said Ivan. "I have his ear in my pocket."他的耳朵在我的衣兜里
　　伊凡鼻子流着血回到家里。他妈妈问
"发生了什么事？“
　　”一个男孩咬了我一口，“伊凡说。
　　”再见到他时你能认出来吗?"妈妈问。
　　“他走到哪里我都能认出他，”伊凡说，“他的耳朵还在我的衣兜里呢。”
　　NOTE
　　recognize v.认出 realize v.认识到（某种事实等）