简单的英语笑话带翻译 英语笑话:Three Turtles 三只乌龟

英语笑话:Three Turtles 三只乌龟  

Three turtles decided to have a cup of coffee. Just as they got into the cafe
it started to biggest turtle said to the smallest one
" Go home and get the umbrella."The little turtle replied
"I will
if you don't drink my offee.""We won't
" the other o years later the big turtle said to the middle turtle
"Well
I guess he isn't ing back
so we might as well drink his coffee."Just then a voice called from outside the door
"If you do
I won't go."三只乌龟决定去喝咖啡。它们刚到咖啡店的门口，就下起雨来。于是最大的那只乌龟对最小的乌龟说，“回家去取伞吧。”最小的乌龟说，“如果你们不把我的咖啡喝了，我就去。”“我们不喝，”另外两只乌龟答应说。两年后，大乌龟对中乌龟说，“好吧，我猜他肯定不回来了，我们可以把它的咖啡喝掉了。”正在这时，一个声音从门外传来，“你们要是喝了，我就不去。”