感谢上帝把你赐给我 双语笑话:感谢上帝 Praise the Lord

双语笑话:感谢上帝 Praise the Lord  

Then there was the preacher who decided to sell his horse. A prospective buyer was impressed with the animal
but the preacher said
" I must warn you-he only responds to 'church talk'. Go is 'Praise the Lord'
and stop is 'Hallelujah"'.
"I've worked with horses all my life
" said the buyer
"and I've never heard of anything like this." Mounting the horse
he said skeptically
" Praise the Lord." The horse began to trot. He repeated "Praise the Lord" and the horse broke into a gallop. Suddenly the buyer saw a cliff dead ahead. Frantic
he yelled "Hallelujah"
and they came to a stop a foot from the edge.
Wiping the sweat from his brow
the buyer said
"Praise the Lord!"欲买马之人
传教士决定卖掉他的马。一位欲买马之人看中了这匹马，但传教士说：“我必须警告你----他只懂‘教堂语言’。走是‘感谢上帝’，停是‘哈里路亚’。”
“我一生都在同马打交道，”买马之人说，“这样的事我还是头一次听到。”他跨上马，将信将疑地说：“感谢上帝。”马开始小跑。他重复说“感谢上帝”，马开始飞奔起来。突然买马者看到前面是一个悬崖。他吓坏了，匆忙喊道：“哈里路亚。”他们在离悬崖只有一英尺的地方停了下来。
买马之人擦了擦额头上的汗珠，说道：“感谢上帝！”