长宇宙系列文顺序 经典科幻文学:《生命 宇宙及一切》第10章5

经典科幻文学:《生命 宇宙及一切》第10章5  

Chapter 11
Stomp stomp.
Whirrr.
Pleased to be of service.
Shut up.
Thank you.
Stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp.
Whirrr.
Thank you for making a simple door very happy.
Hope your diodes rot.
Thank you. Have a nice day.
Stomp stomp stomp stomp.
Whirrr.
It is my pleasure to open for you…
Zark off.
–…and my satisfaction to close again with the knowledge of a job well done.
I said zark off.
Thank you for listening to this message.
Stomp stomp stomp stomp.
Wop.
Zaphod stopped stomping. He had been stomping around the Heart of Gold for days
and so far no door had said “wop” to him. He was fairly certain that no door had said “wop” to him now. It was not the sort of thing doors said. Too concise. Furthermore
there were not enough doors. It sounded as if a hundred thousand people had said “wop”
which puzzled him because he was the only person on the ship.
It was dark. Most of the ship’s non-essential systems were closed down. It was drifting in a remote area of the Galaxy
deep in the inky blackness of space. So which particular hundred thousand people would turn up at this point and say a totally unexpected “wop”?
He looked about him
up the corridor and down the corridor. It was all in deep shadow. There were just the very dim pinkish outlines of the doors which glowed in the dark and pulsed whenever they spoke
though he had tried every way he could think of of stopping them.
The lights were off so that his heads could avoid looking at each other
because neither of them was currently a particularly engaging sight
and nor had they been since he had made the error of looking into his soul.
It had indeed been an error. It had been late one night of course.
It had been a difficult day of course.