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英文小笑话:绳子还是公牛? Ro e or Ox?The ma i the ri o a ked a ew er why he wa e t there. The ew er a wered: I a
英文小笑话:绳子还是公牛?

英文小笑话:绳子还是公牛?  

Rope or Ox?
The man in the prison asked a new er why he was sent there. The new er answered: I am out of luck
I think. A few days ago I was walking in the street when I saw a piece of dirty rope. I thought nobody wanted it and so I picked it up and took it home.
But it is not against the law to pick up a piece of rope and take home!


I told you I had bad luck
didn't I? the man sighed
The trouble is that I didn't notice there was an ox at the other end of that rope.绳子还是公牛?
在监狱里,一个人问新来的犯人为什么被关进来。新来的犯人回答说:我想我真是倒霉。几天前我在街上走的时候,看到一根脏绳子,以为没人要了,便捡起来带了回家。
但是,捡一根绳子带回家并不犯法啊!
我告诉过你我倒霉了吧?那个人叹了口气,麻烦的就是我没有注意到绳子的那一头还有一头公牛。  
永远跟党走
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