in case that 双语笑话 第5期:A case for the FBI联邦调查局的案件

双语笑话 第5期:A case for the FBI联邦调查局的案件  

A case for the FBI
联邦调查局的案件
The phone rings at FBI headquarters . "Hello?"
联邦调查局总部的电话响了。“ 喂？”
"Hello
is this FBI?"
“喂，是联邦调查局吗？…”
"Yes
What do you want?"
“是的，有何需要吗．？”
"I am calling to report my neighbor is hiding marijuana in his firewood ."
“我打电话是要检举我的邻居 汤姆。他在他的木柴中藏匿大麻。”
"This will be noted." Next day
the FBI es over to Tom's house.
“我们会严加注意的。”次日，联邦调查局来到汤姆的家。
They search the shed where the firewood is kept
break every piece of wood
find no marijuana
swear at Tom and leave .
他们搜查了存放木柴的库房，把木柴劈成一块一块，没有找到太麻，就对着汤姆口出秽言，然后离去。
The phone rings at Tom's house.
汤姆家的电话响了。
" Hey
Tom! Did the FBI e ?"
“喂，汤姆，联邦调查局有来你家吗？”
"Yeah!" "Did they chop your firewood?"
“有呀”“他们‘有劈你们家的木柴吗？”
"Yeah
they did."
“有呀，他们劈了呀”
"OK
now it's your turn to call .I need my garden plowed."
“好了，现在换你打电话了，我的菜园需要犁一下啦。”