宇宙尽头的餐馆小说 经典科幻文学:《宇宙尽头的餐馆》第25章

经典科幻文学:《宇宙尽头的餐馆》第25章  

Chapter 25
The Hitch Hiker’s Guide to the Galaxy has this to say about the pla of Golgafrincham: It is a pla with an ancient and mysterious history
rich in legend
red
and occasionally green with the blood of those who sought in times gone by to conquer her; a land of parched and barren landscapes
of sweet and sultry air heady with the scent of the perfumed springs that trickle over its hot and dusty rocks and nourish the dark and musty lichens beneath; a land of fevered brows and intoxicated imaginings
particularly amongst those who taste the lichens; a land also of cool and shaded thoughts amongst those who have learnt to forswear the lichens and find a tree to sit beneath; a land also of steel and blood and heroism; a land of the body and of the spirit. This was its history.
And in all this ancient and mysterious history
the most mysterious figures of all were without doubt those of the Great Circling Poets of Arium. These Circling Poets used to live in remote mountain passes where they would lie in wait for small bands of unwary travellers
circle round them
and throw rocks at them.
And when the travellers cried out
saying why didn’t they go away and get on with writing some poems instead of pestering people with all this rock-throwing business
they would suddenly stop
and then break into one of the seven hundred and niy-four great Song Cycles of Vassilian. These songs were all of extraordinary beauty
and even more extraordinary length
and all fell into exactly the same pattern.
The first part of each song would tell how there once went forth from the City of Vassilian a party of five sage princes with four horses. The princes
who are of course brave
noble and wise
travel widely in distant lands
fought giant ogres
pursue exotic philosophies
take tea with weird gods and rescue beautiful monsters from ravening princesses before finally announcing that they have achieved enlightenment and that their wanderings are therefore acplished. The second
and much longer
part of each song would then tell of all their bickerings about which one of them is going to have to walk back.
All this lay in the pla’s remote past. It was
however
a descendant of one of these eccentric poets who invented the spurious tales of impending doom which enabled the people of Golgafrincham to rid themselves of an entire useless third of their population. The other o-thirds stayed firmly at home and lived full
rich and happy lives until they were all suddenly wiped out by a virulent disease contracted from a dirty telephone.