简单的英语笑话带翻译 英语笑话:基本原则

英语笑话:基本原则  

Ground Rules One of my favorite teachers at Southeast Missouri State University in Cape Girardeau was known of his droll sense of humor. Explaining his ground rules to one freshman class
he said
"Now I know my lectures can often be dry and boring
so I don't mind if you look at your watches during class. I do
however
object to your pounding them on the desk to make sure they're still running."基本原则位于吉拉多海角的密苏里东南州立大学有一位我非常喜欢的老师，他奇特的幽默感很是出名。在对一个新生班级讲解他的基本原则时，他说：“我知道我的讲课可能经常会枯燥乏味，了无生趣，所以如果你们在上课时看表我并不介意。不过我坚决反对你们将表在课桌上猛敲看它们是不是还在走。”