I promise you 英语幽默笑话:我，你，她 I, You & She

英语幽默笑话:我，你，她 I, You & She  

Peter was a clever boy. On his first day at school
he learned three words: I
You and She. The teacher taught him how to make sentences with those words. The teacher said
I
I am your teacher; (then pointing to a girl) She
She is your classmate; You
You are my student. 　　
When Peter went home
his father asked him what he had learned at school. Peter said at once
I
I am your teacher; (then pointing to his mother) She
She is your classmate; You
You are my student His father got angry and said
I
I am your father; (then pointing to his wife) She
She is your mother; You
You are my son. 　　
The next morning at school
the teacher asked Peter if he had learned the three words by heart. Yes
he said proudly
I
I am your father; (then pointing to a girl) She
She is your mother; You
You are my son.彼得是个聪明的孩子。在学校的第一天，他学了三个词：我，你，她。老师教他如何用这三个词造句子。老师说：我，我是你的老师；（然后指着一个女孩）她，她是你的同学；你，你是我的学生。 　　
彼得回到家里，爸爸问他学了什么。彼得马上说：我，我是你的老师；（然后指着他的妈妈）她，她是你的同学；你，你是我的学生。他的爸爸听了非常生气，说：我，我是你的爸爸；（然后指着他的妻子）她，她是你的妈妈；你，你是我的儿子。
第二天，老师问彼得是否用心学那三个词了。是的，彼得自豪地说，我，我是你的爸爸；（然后指着一个女孩）她，她是你的妈妈；你，你是我的儿子。