逗比和老板的幽默笑话 英文笑话:老板和我

英文笑话:老板和我  

My Boss and I
When I take a long time
I am slow.
When my boss takes a long time
he is thorough.
When I don't do it
I am lazy.
When my boss doesn't do it
he is too busy.
When I do something without being told
I am trying to be smart.
When my boss does the same
that is initiative.
When I please my boss
I am ass-kissing.
When my boss pleases his boss
he is co-operating.
I do good
my boss never remembers.
When I do wrong
he never fets.老板和我
我做事情花了长时间，是效率低；
老板做事情花了长时间，是深思熟虑。
我没有做完事情，是懒惰；
老板没有做完事情，是太繁忙。
没有人告诉我的事情我做了，是自作聪明；
老板做了同样的事情，是首创。
我取悦老板，是献媚；
老板取悦他的老板，是合作。
我干得好，老板从来不会想起；
我干得不好，老板从来不会忘记。