整车质保是什么意思 英国推出防僵尸木屋 号称10年质保

英国推出防僵尸木屋 号称10年质保  

It's the dilemma that haunts every British homeowner: how safe are my children from azombie apocalypse? A Leeds merchant has finally answered public concerns by making a undead-proof shed - which will set you back a mere ￡69
995
plus ￡20
780 for installation
CCTV
riot gear and solar panels.
The so-called Zombie Fortification Cabin also has an escape hatch
an interior garden
weapons storage and a 360-degree vantage point
all with a ten-year anti-zombie guarantee. A flamethrower or water cannon
however
will cost you extra.
这个所谓的僵尸防御木屋设有一个逃生口、一个内部菜园、一间武器存储室和360度视角火力点，而且可以有抵御僵尸侵袭的10年质保。要是多花点钱还能配备火焰喷射器和水炮。
Designed just in time for Halloween
the shed - ZFC1 for short - has not yet had any buyers
but that hasn't stopped it attracting a wide range of reviews on its manufacturer's
Shaun of the Dead
called it the 'Winchester of Log Cabins' adding: 'In my time I’ve had little respect as an electronics shop employee
with no real direction in life. But when I bought this Zombie proof log cabin I became the envy of all my neighbors!
这间简称ZFC1小木屋是特意为万圣节设计的。起先没有一个买主，但并没有妨碍它吸引大众浏览其制作者的网页。一个自称“僵尸肖恩”的人称其为“温彻斯特小木屋”，他说“当我还是一家电器小店雇员时我得不到人们的尊重也找不到生活的方向。但当我买下这间僵尸防御木屋后我成了所有邻居羨慕的对象！”
It’s big enough for me as well as my girlfriend and rather vulgar unemployed best friend (who could quite easily be mistaken for a zombie!). With this
any potential zombie apocalypse which could overwhelm the town
I'll have a nice cup of tea and wait for it all to blow over. Not everyone was happy
however. A disgruntled Roger Rotter the Zombie wrote: 'I officially HATE this zombie proof log cabin!!
Having roamed our way through the land mines
in just about one piece
a cluster of us avoided the flamethrowers and made it to the walls. No matter what we tried (eating through the walls
climbing to the roof etc) we just couldn't break in. 'Unfortunately
as time wore on it became obvious this was a lost cause and some 28 days later we gave up.
The bizarre idea was dreamed up by Leeds firm Tiger Log Cabins
and although there haven't yet been any sales
there have been some allegedly serious enquiries from across the Atlantic.
Managing director Ross Moran
29
told MailOnline: 'We've had a few people from America interested who are taking it a bit literally. They're thinking about having it on their ranch.'He added: 'Obviously it's a bit of a joke but the cabin is buildable. So if we get someone who's genuinely interested and has the money we would keep to our word and go and build it for them.'
The idea for the cabin came after a conversation in the office about what would happen in a zombie apocalypse. Marketing director Jack Sutcliffe said: 'The conversation went from there and one of the team jokingly suggested that we would all be OK because we could just build ourselves a special log cabin and all hide in there. From there the idea was born and we thought "well
why not".
There is one hitch
however: planning permission. Mr Moran conceded: 'We'd have to say what we tell all our customers - check with your local authority because they all have different rules
even when it es to preventing a deadly swarm of the undead'.