简单的英语笑话带翻译 英语笑话:长寿祕诀

英语笑话:长寿祕诀  

Secret For a Long Life A woman walks up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch. "I couldn't help noticing how happy you look
" she says. "What's your secret for a long
happy life?" "I smoke three packs a day
drink a case of whiskey a week
eat fatty foods and never
ever exercise." "Wow
that's amazing
" says the woman. "How old are you?" "Twenty-six."一位女士走向坐在门廊的椅子上摇动的小老头。 “我无意中发现，你是多么幸福，”那女士说。“你幸福而长寿的祕密是什么？” “我每天抽三包烟，每周喝一箱威士忌，吃高脂肪食品，而且从来不曾锻炼。” “哦，真神奇，”女士说。“你高寿？” “二十六。”