什么叫好人卡 殷勤献尽 却只收到好人卡

殷勤献尽 却只收到好人卡  

假如女性朋友们在给男同胞发“好人卡”时，把内心的真实想法都确实地说出来，会是什意思呢？那就是……咱们做恋人缘分不够，但可以一辈子做最好的朋友哦！
I really like you. I do. You're so nice
and sweet
and you listen to all my problems and respond with the appropriate pliments. But
well
I don't really see a relationship in our future. It would be terrible if we let sex destroy this great friendship we have where I get everything I want and you get nothing you want. Don't you think?
I knew you would understand. You always do.
We're so perfect as friends
you know? I can tell you anything
and you know you can always e to me anytime you need to hear me bitch about work or how ugly I feel. You wouldn't want to ruin a friendship like that just so you could be my boyfriend
and have me look at you with desire and longing in my eyes
if only once—would you? Of course not. Well
if we started dating
it would only plicate this wonderful setup I've got going here.

It's just…you're like my best friend
and I would hate for something you desperately want to change that. I mean
sure
we could go on some dates
maybe mess around a little and finally validate the six years you've spent languishing in this platonic nigare
but then what? How could we ever go back to the way we were
where I take advantage of your clear attraction to me so I can have someone at my beck and call? That part of our friendship means so much to me.
No. We are just destined to be really
really good friends who only hang out when I don't have a boyfriend
but still need male attention to boost my fragile and all-consuming ego.
Anything can happen once you bring romance in. Think about how awful my last relationship was at the end
remember? The guy I'd call you crying about at 3 a.m. because he wouldn't answer my texts? The guy I met at the birthday party you threw me? I had insanely passionate sex with him for four months and now we don't even talk anymore. God
I would die if something like that happened to us.
Plus
ick
can you even imagine getting naked in front of each other? I've known you so long
you're more like a brother that I've drunkenly made out with ice and never mentioned again. It'd be way too weird. And if we did
then whenever you'd e shopping with me
or go to one of my performances or charity events
or take me for ice cream when I've had a bad day at work
you'd be looking at me like
"I've seen her breasts." God
I can't think of anything more awkward that that.
Oh
before I fet
my mom says hi.
Anyway
you would totally hate me as your girlfriend. I'd be all needy and dramatic and slowly growing to love you. If I was your girlfriend
I would never be able to tell you all about the other asshole guys I date and pretend I don't see how much it crushes you. Let's never lose that. That's what makes us us.
Don't worry. You're so funny and smart and amazing
any girl but me would be lucky to date you. You'll find someone
I know it. And when you do
I'll be right by your side to suddenly bee all flirty and affectionate with you in front of her
until she grows jealous and won't believe it when you say we're just friends. But when she dumps you
that's just what we'll be.
Best friends. Friends forever.