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双语笑话:新闻标题是什么  

What Will Be the Headline
When a man in Macon
Ga.
came upon a wild dog attacking a young boy
he quickly grabbed the Animal and throttled it with his o hands. A reporter saw the incident
congratulated the man and told him the headline the following day would read
"Local Man Saves Child by Killing Vicious Animal. "
The hero
however
told the journalist that he wasn't from Macon.
"Well
then
" the reporter said
the headline will probably say
'Geia Man Saves Child by Killing Dog. '"
"Actually
" the man said
"I'm from Connecticut."
"In that case
" the reporter said in a huff
"the headline will read
'Yankee Kills Family Pet.'"
标题是什么
一位男子在乔治亚州的麦根城遇到一条狗在袭击一个男孩。他敏捷地用两手卡住了狗的脖子并掐死了它。一位记者目睹了这件事，向这位男子表示祝贺并说次日的新闻标题将是：“本地男子杀恶畜救孩童”。
然而，这位英雄却告诉记者他不是麦根人。
“那么，”记者说，“标题可能为‘乔治亚男子杀狗救孩童’”.
“实际上，”那男子道，“我是康涅狄格人。”
“这样的话，”记者怒气冲冲地说，“标题将是‘北方佬杀死家庭爱犬’”