at the desk 谁的狗最聪明 Whose Dog Was the Smartest

谁的狗最聪明 Whose Dog Was the Smartest  

Whose Dog Was the Smartest
Four friends were arguing over whose dog was the smartest. The first man
an engineer
called to his dog
"T Square
show your stuff. " The dog trotted over to a desk
pulled out a paper and pencil
and drew a perfect triangle.
The next guy
an accountant
called to his dog
"Slide Rule
go ahead. " The dog went to the kitchen
nibbled opened a bag of cookies and pided the contents into four equal piles.
The next man
a chemist
beckoned his dog
Beaker
to show what he could do. The dog went to the fridge
took out a quart of milk and poured out exactly eighty ounces into a measuring cup.
The last man was a government worker. "Coffee Break
" he hollered to his dog
"go to it. " With that
the dog jumped to his feet
soiled the paper
ate the cookies and drank the milk.

谁的狗最聪明
四个朋友在为谁的狗最聪明而争吵。第一个人是个工程师，他对自己的狗喊道：“T形角，使出你的本领来。”这只狗便跑向一个书桌，拉出一张纸和一支铅笔，画出了一个完美的三角形。
第二个人是个会计。他对他的狗说：“Slide Rule，上吧。”那狗直奔厨房，用嘴咬开一袋甜饼并把饼分成了四等份。
第三个人是位药剂师。他命令他的狗---Beaker，表现一下。但见那狗径直走向冰箱，叼出一瓶牛奶并精确地把八盎司牛奶倒入一个量杯中。
最后一位是政府职员。“休息时间，”他对自己的狗喊叫，“去吧。”话还未落，那狗便跳将起来，踏污了那张纸，吃掉了所有的甜饼，喝光了那杯牛奶。