穷人与富人的22个区别 富人和穷人的七个相似之处

富人和穷人的七个相似之处  

When I first started covering the very rich
a wealth manager gave me this piece of advice: "The very rich are like the unemployed
except they don't have the edifying focus of trying to find a job."
In his new e-book
"Rich Man Poor Man
" the right-leaning edian Adam Carolla takes the idea even further
making a case that the rich and poor have many things in mon.
Of course
many will find Carolla's analogies beeen rich and poor highly offensive. Some are also a stretch (both rich and poor "use ladders with wheels
" "wear eye patches
" "keep liquor in a sack" and "use shovels on construction sites.")
当然，很多人会觉得卡罗拉对富人和穷人的类比非常无礼。其中一些还有点夸张，比如富人和穷人都“使用带滑轮的梯子” “戴眼罩” “把酒装入袋子里”以及“在建筑工地上使用铲子”。
And Carolla is perhaps best known for calling the Occupiers "a bunch of (expletive) self-entitled monsters." He has been a strong supporter of the wealthy in the current class divide.
But he's a edian folks. So here are 7 amusing examples from the e-book:
1 Outdoor Showers. Rich Guys Ladies always rinse off in the outdoor shower so "there's no chance of his wife finding a rogue hair on the shower floor when she gets back from rehab." Poor guys have no shower
so they use the neighbor's hose.
2 No Wallet. Rich guys carry money clips and the poor just carry around crinkled dollar bills.
3 Spends the Day in Pajamas.
4 They Row. Rich guys crew
poor guys row to find food.
5 Always With Their Dogs. Socialites carry their mini-breeds
while the poor have to keep their canine friends tied to a shopping cart.
6 Spend Evenings in Front of a Roaring Fire.
7 Spend Thanksgiving in a Soup Kitchen. The rich serve and the poor eat.
What are some other ways the rich are like the poor?