简单的英语笑话带翻译 英语笑话:奇怪的关系

英语笑话:奇怪的关系  

Four best friends met at the hospitAl since their wives were giving births to their babies. The nurse es up to the first man and says
"Congratulations
you got ins." The man said "How strange
I'm the manager of Minnesota Twins." After awhile the nurse es up to the second man and says
"Congratulations
you got triplets." Man was like "Hmmm
strange I worked as a director for the "3 musketeers." Finally
the nurse es up to the third man and says "Congratulations
you got ins x2." Man is happy and says
"Ironic
I work for the hotel "4 Seasons." All three of them are happy until they see their last buddy jumping all over the place
cursing God and banging his head on the wall. They asked him what's wrong and he answered
"What's wrong? I work for 7up"!四个好朋友在医院里碰面了
他们的妻子正在生产.护士过来对第一个男人说:"恭喜
你得了双胞胎."男人说:"多奇怪呀
我是明尼苏达双子队的经理."过了一会儿
护士过来对第二个男人说:"恭喜
你得了三胞胎."男人很喜欢:"嗯
又巧了.我是3M公司的董事."最后
护士跑来对第三个男人说:"恭喜
你得了2对双胞胎."男人很开心地说:"真令人啼笑皆非
我为四季宾馆工作."他们三个都很高兴
但第四个伙伴急得像热锅上的蚂蚁
咒骂上帝并用头撞墙.他们问他有什么不对劲
他回答道:"什么不对劲?我可是在七喜公司工作呀!"