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英文短笑话:Compliment－恭维话  

Compliment
　　Larry! Come here! said his furious mother
putting the telephone down
I’ve just had a call 　　from Mrs. Harrison about your behavior to her Doris at the school dance last night. You wretched
rude boy!
　　I was nice to her
Mum
really I was! protested the youth.
　　I even paid her a pliment when we had a dance.
　　Did you
indeed? said his mother grimly
And what exactly did you say?
　　I said
Gosh
Doris
you sweat less than any fat girl I’ve ever danced with!恭维话
　　拉里，你过来！妈妈放下电话后生气地说，我刚才接到哈里森夫人地电话，她告诉我你在昨晚的学校舞会上对多丽丝行为不好，你可耻，粗鲁！
　　妈妈，我对她很好，真的！小伙子不服气地说。当我和她跳舞时我还说了一句恭维她的话。
　　你真的这么做的吗？妈妈严厉地问。你的原话是怎么说的？
　　我说，啊呀，多丽丝，你比我跳过舞的任何胖姑娘出汗都少！