英语笑话带翻译长一点 英语笑话:A drunk 醉汉

英语笑话:A drunk 醉汉  

A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car. "They've stolen the dashboard
the steering wheel
even the brake pedal!" he cried out.
However
before the police investigation could start
the phone rang a second time "Never mind
" the drunk said with a hiccup
"I got in the back seat by mistake."一个醉汉打电话给警察局，报告小偷光顾了他的车，“他们偷走了仪表盘、方向盘，甚至连刹车脚板都偷走了。”
然而在警察还没有开始调查时，电话又一次响了起来，“没事了”，醉汉打着嗝说，“我不小心坐到了后坐上。”