简单的英语笑话带翻译 英语笑话:你的钟准吗

英语笑话:你的钟准吗  

Stupid Question
Dan was the doorman of a club in a big city. Everyday
thousands of people passed his door
and a lot of them stopped and asked him
What's the time
please?
丹在一个大城市的某个俱乐部当守门人。每天都有数千人经过他的门口，而且许多人都会停下来问他:请问现在几点？
After a few months
Dan said to himself
I'm not going to answer all those stupid people any more. I'm going to buy a big clock and put it upon the wall here. Then he did so.
几个月后，丹想:我不想再回答这些蠢人提出的问题了，我要去买一只大钟，把它挂在这儿的墙上。于是他买了一只钟，把它挂在了墙上。
Now people aren't going to stop and ask me the time
he thought happily. But after that
a lot of people stopped
looked at the clock and then asked Dan
Is that clock right?
现在人们总不会再停下来问我时间了。他高兴地想。可是打那以后，每天仍有许多人停下来，看看钟，然后问丹:这钟准吗？