比较长的英语笑话 英语笑话:相同的职责

英语笑话:相同的职责  

The Same DutiesA retired four-star general ran into his former orderly
also retired
in a Manhattan bar and spent the rest of the evening persuading him to e work for him as his valet. "you. duties will be exactly the same as they were in the army
" the general said. "Nothing to it-you'll catch on again fast." Next morning promptly at eight o'clock
the ex-orderly entered the ex-general's bedroom
pulled open the drapes
gave the general a gentle shake
strode around the other side of the bed
spanked his employer's wife on her bottom and said
"OK
sweetheart
it's back to the village for you."相同的职责一个退休的四星级将军在曼哈顿的一个酒吧偶然地遇到了他以前的勤务兵，勤务兵也退休在家。这位将军花了一整个晚上的时间来说服他回来做他的贴身随从。“你的职责与在军队时完全一样，”将军说，“这没什么，你很快就会再次理解它的。” 第二天早晨八点钟时，前勤务兵迅速地进到前将军的卧室，拉开窗帘，轻轻地摇了摇将军，然后大步走到牀的另一侧，在他雇主的妻子屁股上拍了一下，说道：“好了，甜心，你该回到村庄去了。”