比较长的英语笑话 英语笑话:摩登自行车广告

英语笑话:摩登自行车广告  

An Advertisement for Modern Bicycle Tom saw an advertisement in a newspaper for a beautiful modern bicycle which cost £50
so he went to the shop to have a look. After examining the bicycle carefully
Tom turned to the shopkeeper and said
"There isn't a lamp on this bicycle
but there was one on the bicycle in your advertisement." "Yes
sir
" answered the shopkeeper
"but the lamp isn't included in the price of the bicycle. It's an extra." "Not included in the price of bicycle?" Tom said angrily
"But that's not honest. If the lamp's in the advertisement
it should have been included in the price you gave there." "Well
sir
" answered the shopkeeper calmly
"there is also a girl on the bicycle in our advertisement
shall we supply one for you too?"汤姆在报纸上看到一辆很漂亮的摩登自行车的广告，标价50英镑，于是他到商店去看一看。 　　汤姆很仔细地看完那辆自行车后，转过身对店主说：“这辆自行车少了一盏灯，但在广告上的自行车是有的。”“是的，先生，”店主回答说，“但那盏灯不包括在自行车的价格里面，是另外收费的。” 　　“不包括在自行车价格里面？”汤姆很生气，“但这是不诚实的。如果灯在广告上，它就应该包括在你所标出的价格之内。” 　　“嗯，先生，”店主冷静地回答：“在我们的自行车广告上还有一个女孩，难道我们也要为您提供一个吗？”