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采购过早  

【采购过早】 那天是圣诞节，法官在审讯犯人时也有点恻隐之心。“你为什么而被起诉？”他问。 >“采购圣诞节物品过早。”被告答。 >“这不算犯法，”法官回答，“你购物多早？” >在商店开门之前，“犯人应道。 >Early Shopper >It was Christmas and the judge was in a benevolent mood as he questioned the prisoner. "What are you charged with?" he asked. >"Doing my christmas shopping early," replied the defendant. >"That's no offense," replied the judge, "How early were you doing this shopping?" >"Before the store opened," countered the prisoner.