I will go 英文短笑话:I Want Her to go Nuts（我要让她发疯）

英文短笑话:I Want Her to go Nuts（我要让她发疯）  

Mrs. Flinders decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist
Paint me with diamond earrings
a diamond necklace
emerald bracelets and a ruby pendant.
But you're not wearing any of those things.
I know
said Mrs. Flinders. It's in case I should die before my husband. I'm sure he'd remarry right away
and I want her to go nuts looking for the jewelry.我要让她发疯
福林德斯夫人决定让人给她画肖像。她告诉那位肖像画家说：画我带着钻石耳环、钻石项链、祖母绿手镯，还有红宝石垂饰。
但你现在没带这其中的任何一样饰品。
我知道。福林德斯夫人说，万一我先我丈夫死去，我肯定他会立刻再婚。我要让那个女人为寻找这些珠宝而发疯。