英语笑话带翻译长一点 简单的英语笑话:Ground Rules 基本原则

简单的英语笑话:Ground Rules 基本原则  

One of my favorite teachers at Southeast Missouri State University in Cape Girardeau was known of his droll（滑稽的） sense of humor. Explaining his ground rules to one freshman class
he said
"Now I know my lectures can often be dry and boring
so I don't mind if you look at your watches during class. I do
however
object to your pounding them on the desk to make sure they're still running."位于吉拉多海角的密苏里东南州立大学有一位我非常喜欢的老师，他奇特的幽默感很是出名。在对一个新生班级讲解他的基本原则时，他说：“我知道我的讲课可能经常会枯燥乏味，了无生趣，所以如果你们在上课时看表我并不介意。不过我坚决反对你们将表在课桌上猛敲看它们是不是还在走。”