美国偶像评委西蒙 《美国偶像》评委损人语录 很黑很搞笑

《美国偶像》评委损人语录 很黑很搞笑  

1. it sounded like cats jumping off the empire state building.
听上去像一只猫从帝国大厦上跳下来
2. I’m going to reach out with a hook if you.don’t shut up.
如果你再不闭嘴我就向里面甩个鱼钩
3. If you had lived 2
ooo years ago and are sing like that
I think they would have stored you.
如果你生活在2000年前，唱成这样，人们会向你扔石头
4. You have just invented a new form of torture
你发明了一种折磨人的新手段
5. There is only too much punishment a human can take . I can not take it anymore.
人们能承受的惩罚是有限的，我再也无法忍受了
6. It is a beautiful song when you’re not singing it
你不唱它的时候它是首好歌
7. You are like a little hamster trying to be a tiger
你就像一只想做大老虎的小仓鼠
8. I think you looked as if you were half-asleep through the song
你唱歌的时候，看起来处在半睡眠状态
9. I could not understand a single word could have been singing in Norwegian
我一个词都听不懂！！你一定是在用挪威语唱吧
10. It’s like you were drunk. I’m not talking one or o bottles
I’m was talking a crate
你看起来像喝醉了，我说的不是一两瓶的那种醉是一整箱