银河系漫游指南国语 经典科幻文学:《银河系漫游指南》第6章 Part 4

经典科幻文学:《银河系漫游指南》第6章 Part 4  

"Howl howl gargle howl gargle howl howl howl gargle howl gargle howl howl gargle gargle howl gargle gargle gargle howl slurrp uuuurgh should have a good time. Message repeats. This is your captain speaking
so stop whatever you're doing and pay attention. First of all I see from our instruments that we have a couple of hitchhikers aboard. Hello wherever you are. I just want to make it totally clear that you are not at all wele. I worked hard to get where I am today
and I didn't bee captain of a Vogon constructor ship simply so I could turn it into a taxi service for a load of degenerate freeloaders. I have sent out a search party
and as soon that they find you I will put you off the ship. If you're very lucky I might read you some of my poetry first.
"Secondly
we are about to jump into hyperspace for the journey to Barnard's Star. On arrival we will stay in dock for a seventy-o hour refit
and no one's to leave the ship during that time. I repeat
all pla leave is cancelled. I've just had an unhappy love affair
so I don't see why anybody else should have a good time. Message ends."
The noise stopped.
Arthur discovered to his embarrassment that he was lying curled up in a small ball on the floor with his arms wrapped round his head. He smiled weakly.
"Charming man
" he said. "I wish I had a daughter so I could forbid her to marry one ..."