简单的英语笑话带翻译 英语笑话:吃醋的妻子

英语笑话:吃醋的妻子  

A Jealous Wife

　　There was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came home one night

　　and she couldn’t find hairs on his jackets she yelled at him
" Great
so now you’


　　re cheating on me with a bald woman!"

　　The next night
when she didn’t smell any perfume
she yelled again by

　　saying
"She’s not only bald
but she’s too cheap to buy any perfume!"吃醋的妻子

　　从前有个妻子醋劲很大。一天晚上丈夫回家，她没有从他衣服上找到头发，于是大叫：“好啊，现在你开始和秃头的女人骗我了！”

　　第二天晚上，她没有从丈夫衣服上闻到香水味，于是又大叫：“她不但是个秃头，而且很穷酸，连香水都不买。”