老婆爱吃醋 英语笑话:A Jealous Wife 吃醋的妻子

英语笑话:A Jealous Wife 吃醋的妻子  

There was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came home one night and she couldn’t find hairs on his jackets she yelled at him
Great
so now you’re cheating on me with a bald woman!The next night
when she didn’t smell any perfume
she yelled again by saying
She’s not only bald
but she’s too cheap to buy any perfume!
　
从前有个妻子醋劲很大。一天晚上丈夫回家，她没有从他衣服上找到头发，于是大叫：好啊，现在你开始和秃头的女人骗我了！第二天晚上，她没有从丈夫衣服上闻到香水味，于是又大叫：她不但是个秃头，而且很穷酸，连香水都不买。