没有嫉妒心的女人 英语囧笑话:嫉妒心超强的妻子 Jealous

英语囧笑话:嫉妒心超强的妻子 Jealous  

There was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came home one night and she couldn't find hairs on his jackets she yelled at him
"Great
so now you're cheating on me with a bald woman!"The next night
when she didn't smell any perfume
she yelled again by saying
"She's not only bald
but she's too cheap to buy any perfume!"中文翻译：　　　有位妻子嫉妒心非常强，以至于有一次，他的丈夫在夜里回来，她在查找了他的夹克没有发现头发之后，便冲着她的丈夫吼道：“好啊，你欺骗我，你现在竟然和一个秃顶的女人在一起。”　　第二天晚上，当她没有闻到任何香水味后，便又向丈夫吼道：“她不仅秃头，而且还非常穷，买不起任何香水。”