英语笑话带翻译长一点 英语笑话:Is He Really Ill 他真病了吗

英语笑话:Is He Really Ill 他真病了吗  

On a hot summer day an elderly gentleman faints in the street. A small crowd immediately gathers around him."Give the poor man a glass of brandy
" advises a woman. "Give him a heart massage
" says someone else."No
just give him some brandy
" insists the woman. "Call an ambulance
" yells another person."A brandy!" The man suddenly sits up and exclaims. "Shut up
everybody
and do as the kind lady says!"在一个炎热的夏天，一位上了年纪的男子昏倒在街头。一羣人立刻围了上去。“给这个可怜的人一杯白兰地吧。” 一位女士建议。“给他一点治心脏病的药。” 另外一个人说。

“不，还是给他一些白兰地，”那位女士坚持说。“还是叫一辆救护车吧。” 有人叫道。“一杯白兰地。”

这时地上的那个人坐了起来，嚷着，“都闭嘴，就照那位好心的太太说得去做！”