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公牛插座官网 英语笑话:Rope or Ox? 绳子还是公牛?

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英语笑话:Ro e or Ox? 绳子还是公牛? The ma i the ri o a ked a ew er why he wa e t there. The ew er a wered: "I
公牛插座官网 英语笑话:Rope or Ox? 绳子还是公牛?

英语笑话:Rope or Ox? 绳子还是公牛?  

The man in the prison asked a new er why he was sent there. The new er answered: "I am out of luck
I think. A few days ago I was walking in the street when I saw a piece of dirty rope. I thought nobody wanted it and so I picked it up and took it home.""But it is not against the law to pick up a piece of rope and take home!""I told you I had bad luck
didn't I?" the man sighed
"The trouble is that I didn't notice there was an ox at the other end of that rope."在监狱里,一个人问新来的犯人为什么被关进来。新来的犯人回答说:“我想我真是倒霉。几天前我在街上走的时候,看到一根脏绳子,以为没人要了,便捡起来带了回家。”
“但是,捡一根绳子带回家并不犯法啊!”“我告诉过你我倒霉了吧?”那个人叹了口气,“麻烦的就是我没有注意到绳子的那一头还有一头公牛。”  
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