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开心一笑：吝啬鬼的聚会  

The Mean Mans Party
吝啬鬼的聚会
The notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party. Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment
he said
"Come up to the fifth floor and ring the doorbell with your elbow. When the door open
push with your foot."
一个声名狼藉的小气鬼终于决定要请一次客了。他在向一个朋友解释怎么找到他家时说：“你上到五楼，用你的胳膊肘按门铃。门开了后，再用你的脚把门推开。”
"Why use my elbow and foot?"
“为什么我要用我的肘和脚呢？”
"Well
gosh
" was the reply
"You're not ing empty-handed
are you?"
“天哪！” 吝啬鬼回答，“你总不会空着手来吧？”