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英语笑话:圣诞节购物太早  

Early Shopper
采购过早It was Christmas and the judge was in a benevolent mood as he questioned the prisoner. "What are you charged with?" he asked.
　　那天是圣诞节，法官在审讯犯人时也有点恻隐之心。“你为什么而被起诉？”他问。
"Doing my christmas shopping early
" replied the defendant.
　　“采购圣诞节物品过早。”被告答。
"That's no offense
" replied the judge
"How early were you doing this shopping?"
　　“这不算犯法，”法官回答，“你购物多早？”
"Before the store opened
" countered the prisoner.
　　在商店开门之前，“犯人应道。