简单的英语笑话带翻译 英语笑话:采购过早

英语笑话:采购过早  

Early ShopperIt was Christmas and the judge was in a benevolent mood as he questioned the prisoner. "What are you charged with?" he asked. "Doing my christmas shopping early
" replied the defendant. "That's no offense
" replied the judge
"How early were you doing this shopping?" "Before the store opened
" countered the prisoner.采购过早那天是圣诞节，法官在审讯犯人时也有点恻隐之心。“你为什么而被起诉？”他问。 “采购圣诞节物品过早。”被告答。 “这不算犯法，”法官回答，“你购物多早？” 在商店开门之前，“犯人应道。