一分钟英语幽默小故事 英语小笑话:采购过早

英语小笑话:采购过早  

Early Shopper
It was Christmas and the judge was in a benevolent mood as he questioned the prisoner. What are you charged with? he asked.
Doing my christmas shopping early
replied the defendant.
That's no offense
replied the judge
How early were you doing this shopping?
Before the store opened
countered the prisoner.采购过早
那天是圣诞节，法官在审讯犯人时也有点恻隐之心。你为什么而被起诉？他问。
采购圣诞节物品过早。被告答。
这不算犯法，法官回答，你购物多早？
在商店开门之前，犯人应道。