搞笑英文翻译 英语笑话:长寿祕诀 Secret For a Long Life

英语笑话:长寿祕诀 Secret For a Long Life  

A woman walks up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch.
"I couldn't help noticing how happy you look
" she says.
"What's your secret for a long
happy life?"
“你幸福而长寿的祕密是什么？”
"I smoke three packs a day
drink a case of whiskey a week
eat fatty foods and never
ever exercise."
"Wow
that's amazing
" says the woman.
"How old are you?"
"Twenty-six."