lonlife是什么意思 双语笑话:长寿祕诀 Secret For a Long Life

双语笑话:长寿祕诀 Secret For a Long Life  

A woman walks up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch.I couldn't help noticing how happy you look
she says.
What's your secret for a long
happy life? I smoke three packs a day
drink a case of whiskey a week
eat fatty foods and never
ever
that's amazing
says the woman. How old are you?Twenty-six.