英语笑话带翻译 短一些 英语小笑话:Who Is This 你是哪一个？

英语小笑话:Who Is This 你是哪一个？  

My o sister and I were all away at various colleges at the same time. One day
after facing one crisis too many and tired of being treated like just another undergraduate
I phoned home for some consolation and understanding of my unique my dad answered
I immediately launched into my litany（连祷，冗长故事） of frustrations with college life. As I paused to catch my breath
he said
"O.K.

fist of all
who is this?"我和两个妹妹同时离开家去不同的大学读书。经历了太多的危机，也厌倦了受到与其他大学生相同的对待之后，有一天我给家里打了个电话，就我独有的问题寻求安慰和理解。爸爸接起电话后，我立刻开始历数我大学生活中的挫折。当我停下来歇口气时，爸爸说：“好啦，亲爱的...现在，首先告诉我，你是哪一个？”