你叫什么名字英文读 英语笑话:你叫什么名字？

英语笑话:你叫什么名字？  

What's your name?A very strict officer was talking to some new soldiers whom he had to had never seen them before
so he began:"My name is Stone
and I'm even harder than stone
so do what I tell you or there'll be 't try any tricks with me
and then we'll get on well together" Then he went to each soldier one after another and asked him his name."Speak loudly so that everyone can hear you clearly
"He said
"and don't fet to call me 'sir'". Each soldier told him his name
unitl he came to the last man remained silent
and so Captain Stone shouted at him
"When I ask you a question
answer it!I'll ask you again:What's you name
soldier?" The soldier was very unhappy
but at last he replied."My name is Stonebreaker
sir"he said nervously.你叫什么名字？有一位很严厉的军官在对一羣交由他训练的新兵训话。他以前从没见过这羣新兵，于是他开始自我介绍：“我的名字叫Stone(石头)，事实上，我甚至比石头更强硬。这就是我为什么要告诉你们我名字的原因。不要试图对我玩什么花招，这样我们就能很好相处了。” 接着他开始走到每个士兵前面问他们的名字。“说大声点，让每个人都能听清楚。另外，不要忘记称呼我为长官。”他说。 每个士兵都对他说了自已的名字。他走到最后一位士兵面前时，这个士兵保持着沉默。于是Stone队长对他喊叫，“当我问你问题的时候，要回答！我再问一遍，你的名字，士兵？” 那个新兵很不高兴，但最后他回答了。“我的名字是Stonebreaker(碎石机)，长官。”他紧张的说。