简单的英语笑话带翻译 英语笑话:答问技巧 Response Ability

英语笑话:答问技巧 Response Ability  

Response AbilityAn Ogden
Iowa
minister was matching coins with a member of his congregation for a cup of coffee. When asked if that didn't constitute gambling
the minister replied
"It's merely a scientific method of determining just who is going to mit an act of charity." Philosopher Bertrand Russell
asked if he was willing to die for his beliers
replied: "Of course not. After all
I may be wrong." A newspaper anized a contest for the best answer to the question: "If a fire broke out in the Louvre
and if you could only save one painting
which one would you carry out?"
The winning reply was: "The one nearest the exit."衣阿华州奥格根的一位牧师正在与一位教友为一杯咖啡而猜硬币。别人问他那是否构成赌博行为时，牧师答道：“这仅仅是决定由谁来做一件善事的一种科学方法。” 当我人问哲学家罗素是否愿意为了他的信仰而献身时，他答道：“当然不会。毕竟，我可能会是错的。” 一份报纸组织了一场竞赛，为下面的问题征集最佳答案：“如果卢浮宫起了火，而你只能救出一幅画，你将救出哪一幅？”
获奖的答案是：“最接近门口的那一幅。”