结婚段子精选 双语笑话:幸好没结婚

双语笑话:幸好没结婚  

　 Uncle Frank
at 79
was a healthy and wealthy man
a lifelong bachelor. He courted a lot
he said
but "never boiled over-just simmered." On a whim
he decided to take a trip around the country to look up nearly a dozen old girlfriends.
Upon his return he exclaimed
"Whew! Thank goodness I never married any of those women - They're all widows now!
弗兰克叔叔七十八岁了，富有而健康。他是个终生单身汉。他曾追求过很多女孩，但“从不过热——见好就收”。一天他突发奇想，决定四处走走，去看看他那些接近一打的旧时女友。
他回来即叹道：“嘘！谢天谢地幸亏我没娶那些女人中的任何一个。如今她们都成寡妇了！”