比较长的英语笑话 英语笑话:Three pastors 三个牧师

英语笑话:Three pastors 三个牧师  

Three pastors in the south were having lunch in a diner. One said
You know
since summer started I’ve been having trouble with bats in my loft（阁楼） and attic at church. I’ve tried everything----noise
spray
cats----nothing seems to scare them her said
Yes
me too. I’ve got hundreds living in my belfry（钟楼） and in the attic. I’ve been had the place fumigated（熏制）
and they still won’t go third said
Ibaptized（洗礼）all mine
and made them members of the n’t seen one back since!三个南部的牧师在一家小餐馆里吃午饭。其中的一个说道：“你们知道吗，自从夏天来临，我的教堂的阁楼和顶楼就被蝙蝠骚扰，我用尽了一切办法----噪音、喷雾、猫----似乎什么都不能把它们赶走。”另外一位说：“是啊，我也是。在我的钟楼和阁楼也有好几百只。我曾经请人把整个地方用烟燻消毒一遍，它们还是赶不走。”第三个牧师说：“我为我那里的所有蝙蝠洗礼，让它们成为教会的一员......从此一只也没有再回来过。”